I had a lovely drive up I-87 from NYC today, just one or two misshaps, first being that as I drove over the Tappan Zee Bridge it was exceedingly quiet, in fact not a sound, in fact ...... not even sqelch on the CB ...... yep ! My Coax was f**ked.
Stopped at Newburgh NY for a new one and set off northward again.
Once on the noerthway and nearing exit 9 I saw an old chevy escort vehicle with one of those height poles up front, you know one for checking the clearance of bridges and overhead cables, it swerved out of the center on to the fast lane and was travelling slower than me then right in line with the exit the pillock just shot right across my path, all 3 lanes and down the exit ramp, causing me to brake and swerve. I shouted on the CB "Nice move mr excort you twat"
"F**k off asshole" came the reply.
"You should be ashamed of yourself driving like that"
"I just said to f**k off, now do it or we can get a trooper from the station on the rest area if you want"|
"OK .... and we can tell him how I shouted at you for driving dangerously if you want ... wanker"
"I know how to drive, I'm doing a survey"
"Oh .. so thats a good excuse for almost killing a few people is it you f**kin idot"
"Why dont I just get back on the interstate and catch you up and whip your ass ?" He said.
"Because you know I am right, because you are a fat bastard who wanted to be a truck driver but cant pass the test so you escort trucks to feel important, I will pull into the rest area now and wait by the state police office for you wanker.
I waited 10 minutes and he didnt show
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